Thursday, January 30, 2014

Screw being human.

Contacts and 20/20 and that stupid chart at the doctor's.
Addictions and cocaine and caffeine and sunglasses at work in the morning.
B minuses and scantrons and valedictorians.
Eating and bulimia and frosty's and working out.

Being pushed past in the hallways because 3rd period is really important.
Breathing and gasping and all the lives lost looking for oxygen.
Hair cuts and unhappiness and expensive "damage-fixing" products.
Chills and anxiety and seeing a shrink for your 'dark and twisted scheme of things'

Just SCREW IT.

Screw curiosity and while you're at it, screw the cat.
Screw driving your sister to yw's basketball because she didn't want to ask the neighbor for a ride.
Screw skin an bones and breaking a femur.
Screw emotions, because no one cares if a high school girl is crying behind a computer.

Screw cancer and disease and the broken hope of a hospital.
Screw Facebook and retweets and #swag
Screw pulses and glucose levels and blood pressure
Screw sex and HIV and the backseat of your car and

Screw the morning-after pill; because why would we want to keep anyone from having all this fun?


 Screw being human and everything that makes it.





Screw caring if anyone reads this post.
Screw you for reading this. What? Were you expecting a gold star?

14 comments:

  1. Screw this post. (AKA I loved this. Whatever.)

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  2. Screw my tear ducts. Also, this is perfect. Just in case you were curious.

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  3. love love. "because why would we want to keep anyone from having all this fun?" im obsessed with this btw

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  4. Seriously love this! I love the title too!

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  5. "Addictions and cocaine and caffeine and sunglasses at work in the morning.
    B minuses and scantrons and valedictorians.
    Eating and bulimia and frosty's and working out."

    but mostly

    "Addictions and cocaine and caffeine and sunglasses at work in the morning."

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  6. "Screw emotions, because no one cares if a high school girl is crying behind a computer." #stolen! I loved this post, was deep. I wish i knew how to write like this :).

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  7. "Screw emotions, because no one cares if a high school girl is crying behind a computer." #stolen! I loved this post, was deep. I wish i knew how to write like this :).

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  8. I wish I could write a comment to talk about how cool this post was. But, ya know, screw it.

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  9. "Screw the morning-after pill; because why would we want to keep anyone from having all this fun?
    Screw being human and everything that makes it."

    #stolen because I love this whole post. I wish I could steal it all. Screw the world.

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