How to.

Everybody's falling in love for the end of senior year, but I'd like to tell you how to be single.

STOP CARING. Boys suck. Girls suck.
Sleep in every morning so you don't have time to get ready (no one wants to date the hobo)
Take three AP classes and have three extra curriculars that take up all your time.
Be really annoying.
Be afraid to ask that kid for his number.
Only flirt with boys already in relationships.
KISS ANYONE AND EVERYONE - really though, it's fun sometimes.
Go home for lunch everyday.
Worry too much about social media and play 2048 at all possible opportunities.
Set your standards too high.
Don't be afraid to be smart in front of boys.
Eat. All the time.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE TIME FOR A RELATIONSHIP.
Smell weird. Every single day.
Talk about gossip girl in every conversation.
Bring a pet hamster to school in your hood. but don't tell anyone.
Don't have a group of friends that you can invite boys to come hang out with.
Wear only the color brown.
Be a sloppy kisser (no wait, don't.)
Spend all your time blogging.
Delete your skype account.
Always be stressed out.

Always be negative. 

Always make boys late for curfew. 

Ask for stupid favors. A lot. 

Have super bipolar opinions. 

Get mad when he changes his opinions based on who he hangs out with. 

Try to make him like his parents. 

Wear a marker mustache to school every other day. 

Hate pie. 

Realize that there's nothing wrong with being single.